Hans and Fras

Meiko Kaji rules the nation.

We want to thank the blogs who have mentioned us recently, we are very grateful as always. First, just today we were featured on addic[tee]d which was really nice. Also a few days ago we were featured on T-shirt Advocate and they had some very nice things to say about us which is always nice to hear. AND our friend over at iloveyourshirt talked about our new shirts a few days ago! That guy is really cool. We're just all over the place! We love being blogged, it makes us feel popular. Who doesn't want to be popular? Anyway, we really want to thank those blogs and encourage you to check them out.

First things first, check out our friend the tragically Not so Hip Hipster over at her new blog GoogleGoop. She's a brave soul trying to sort out the mysteries of this crazy crazy world. We think she's off to a pretty good start.

Second feast your feastibles on the blueness of Danse Macabre.



now that is sexy.

hello and welcome to the last of MortaliTee! that's right, we're puttin a stop to all the death and violence but we're going out a high note. This isn't just a time of endings, its also a time for birth and growth. We have a new site design that we think is pretty nice if we do say so ourselves and we have new pictures up so prepare for a feast for the eyes!



ooohh, we almost forgot! we also have our very first TWO COLOR PRINT available now. it's pretty exciting for us to have a two color print because, you know... we're nerds and that kind of thing excites us.

also we're starting something really cool were calling THE LEGION. we're gonna get into that later so stay tuned, believe us you're gonna like this (it involves free shirts). we are also debuting our first logo tee. we've been debating putting our logo on anything for a while. there are both pros and cons for doing it but in the end we just don't feel comfortable doing that quite yet. so this is our compromise with ourselves. we're actually pretty happy with it. even though it's just a logo, the type works like an illustration so it works better than many we've seen. anyway, we hope you like it as much as we do.




so that's it for now. we'll be back with the lowdown on the LEGION. until then kids, smell you later!

So here you have it: your very first look at one of the last three MortaliTee designs. These were the first two prints of 'Danse Macabre" and as you can see they didn't do quite so well. But that's ok cause then we printed three more and the came out amazing. Anyway, we are very very proud of these designs. Actually they should be all ready to go by tomorrow (along with a slight website revamp we are working tirelessly to create. Between printing shirts and coding this new site our finger tips are all swollen. OK, it's not that bad, but still. Guess thats it, we'd better get back to work. We'll see you on the flipside.

ok ok ok, we tried out the new screens last night... and it's not that we think we're the most amazing thing in the world it's just that these shirts are completely everything. this whole tshirt thing, we do it cause it makes us happy and it's fun to think that we might actually be getting good at it. these designs feel more complete and more... developed than anything we've done before and thats a really good feeling. we put a lot of work into this and it's nice to love the outcome. we certainly hope you do to. updatez to come!!!

oh it's true it's true! hans and fras are gonna be droppin some new hotness sometime this week! the end of MortaliTee approaches! Get ready cause the final designs are hot hot hot!!

check out sophie from Chi-City rockin the earliest version of sleep flyer! she's pretty sexy but maybe she'd like to try another size, that ones lookin a little big. RAWRRRR!!

about an hour ago, MIA posted this video on her youtube page:

it appears to show two policemen repeatedly beating and macing a man they already have physically restrained.

We've been thinking about doing a series reflecting on global politics, international awareness, civil rights both in the US and abroad, and the shrinking world we live in for some time now. this video makes us aware once again that while our world is improving, there are still those who would like to use force and violence to enforce a status quo, one that is often unjust. While we have no idea why the events in the video took place, we believe it shows a blatant use of excessive force. The arrogance it takes to beat a man in public and think that there won't be consequences, to act as if you are actually above the law simply because you wear a uniform when it's supposed to be your job to enforce it; it's disgusting.
We hope that the two policemen in the video either have a very very sound reason for acting the way they did, or face very very serious consequences.

omg-2 looks like some kind of food additive or something, right? or a class of radioactive. HANS AND FRAS HAS BEEN EXPOSED TO THE HIGHLY RADIOACTIVE AGENT OMG-2!! ok, no we haven't but we have been exposed to the world again because we've been blogged again!! twice in so many days? that's crrrrrrrazy! and also amazing. a big, huge shout out to our new friends andré and marcel from shirt(squared). they maybe rock, plus checking out their blog made us crazy jealous cause they have so much cool stuff listed there. anyway over&out!

We've been blogged! The supercool David over at I love your t-shirt just mentioned us and put up a bunch of pictures! He likes us, he really likes us! Check out his blog, he's up on some really cool stuff (and not just us, though obviously we're the best by a mile). Thanks, David!

we were so hopped up on crystal nostalgia we almost forgot...

HANS AND FRAS = 1 MONTH OLD!!! that's right today is our birthday. we have a special project planned to celebrate but unfortunately we are behind... and lazy, so it's not done yet. but don't you worry very very soon it'll be hitting the streets harder than Step Up 2.