Hans and Fras

this. is. hot. absolutely amazing.

now we wanna ditch it all and play piano. anyone with us? anyone? you in the back? as long as we touch one person, it was all worth it.

Hey y'all!
First thank you! Hans and Fras has grown more than we ever EVER thought it would in a million years. We want to thank everyone who has ordered one of our shirts, without you guys we are literally nothing. For reals. Second, we have some seriously exciting stuff coming up that we can't wait to talk about so just stay tuned. it's gonna be huge, HUGE! Third, we apologize so the delay in shipping. We have day jobs and a ton of orders but please do not fret, we will get to everyone in a timely fashion. Finally, it's been a while since new shirts, huh? Yeah, we know. We want to design new stuff now more than ever, but because we're so busy printing we haven't had the time. But don't you fret! Seriously stop fretting, we'll be unveiling some new stuff as soon as we possibly can. again thanks so much and check back with us soon cause it's about to get really big around here!

We love annie. and afros. and erykah. and her sister, cause we couldn't hit that note either.

Hey kids, we gotta talk about something that's pretty important and close to our hearts: quality. We haven't been doing this shirt thing very long and we're learning as we go along. That said, we are still dedicated to providing you with a quality product. So if for any reason you feel like your shirt is sub-par or if something's wrong with it or... anything at all please please please tell us and we'll work something out. The thought that people are unsatisfied with what they receive in the mail literally keeps us up at night. The flipside of this is of course, if you love love your shirt and you wanna tell us all about it, drop a dime and drop us a line. We love compliments, and we love getting email so an emailed compliment would pretty much split our world in two. Anyway, glad we got that out of the way. You kid wanna know who we're obsessed with right now?

ESTELLE. We know you've heard the head killer American Boy featuring Kanye but we like this one by our girl cause she proves it's not the Ye touch that put her on top. Girl can hold her own and we love every second.
Speaking of Kanye though, he had a countdown of the top 25 hip hop videos ever made over the weekend and even though we didn't see all of his picks we think he missed some pretty important ones. For example:

Right? C'mon. and what about

you can never for get that. that is the absolute hands down hotness.
ok kids, thats it. seriously though, don't be afraid to complain.

Our friend Jay Jay Johanson has something he'd like to tell you:


Which is to say... WE ARE BACK! We're printin up a storm, seriously it's getting to be a regular factory around here. We're working hard to get every shirt out in the coming days so do not fret, shirts will be a-shipping!

Unfortunately, Hans and Fras will be out of town for the next week. During that time we won't be able to fill any orders. We very much apologize for the delay, but rest assured when we come back we'll be printing with a vengeance.

We were gonna put up a clip of the Terminator saying "I'll be back" here, but then we realized we aren't nearly that tacky. See you in a week!

Alright, let's talk Legion. The Legion is a way for us to give back to the people who love us. You guys are some great kids and everybody knows it. So we set up this little system. Step 1: you email us and politely request a code. Step 2: we give you a code. Usually (because we aren't all that imaginative) it'll be your first name or something interesting about your email addy. Of course if you have a code in mind already just let us know and, if it's not taken, it's all yours. Step 3: You use your code to your heart's content and give out the code to whoever wants it. Your code is worth 15% off anything in the store no matter who uses it or how many times. In fact, the more it's used the better because after your code is used ten times you get a free shirt! That's right, any shirt you want, all yours, completely free, no shipping, no nothing. That is how the Legion works. So by all means, enlist! Your code is just an email away!